1970s photo. woman sunbathing at the beach, tan skin reflecting warm sunlight. purple zebra striped bikini. short pink hair. knees up, bikini bottom visible between legs. feet half buried in sand. comfortable, glamorous beauty casually inviting our gaze. glistening water : 1 | impossible anatomy, confusing tangent lines, weird feet with extra toes. mangled, mutated, distorted. ugly weird knees : -1